My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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