I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
are you so shy because you have an std?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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