Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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