he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
sarcasm needs its own font
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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