I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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