Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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