Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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