Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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