Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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