i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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