I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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