You're completely useless in the revolution.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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