My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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