i think my mom watched the whole time
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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