I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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