You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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