Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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