Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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