Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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