the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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