is your mom at the bar?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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