wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
