U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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