New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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