How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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