Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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