he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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