why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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