Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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