I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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