Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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