Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I love you.
Bad choice
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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