bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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