Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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