so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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