Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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