I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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