Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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