i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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