I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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