Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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