i don't like sucking hair
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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