im so drunk with asians
where?
always
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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