R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
But break dance skills will only take you so far
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Randomize
