sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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