can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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