i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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