Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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