I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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