I smell stomach acid.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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