like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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