Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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