Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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