your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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