we made out on top of his cat.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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