ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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